Tag: humour

  • De-evolution

    People who tell you to go back to your roots are merely lonely –
    they have already devolved to the pre-sapient stage and want you to join them back there.

  • Life IS fair

    In relationships you are paid in kind.
    You invest emotionally – you get love or hate.
    You invest time and effort – you get attention.
    You invest formally – you get a proper spouse.
    You invest financially – you get an expensive divorce.

  • Compensatory Sense

    You know about compensatory senses?
    How blind people develop more acute hearing and so on?
    Well, I can barely see, and my hearing is none too good.
    So, I had to develop a compensatory sense of humour.

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