I’d rather lose an arm and a leg
than be afraid of trying.
After all, limbs and bank accounts
can be fixed,
but a broken spirit is irreparable;
it will haunt you
for the rest of your life –
which would be extremely trying,
indeed.
Tag: humour
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Reflection on mixed metaphors
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De-evolution
People who tell you to go back to your roots are merely lonely –
they have already devolved to the pre-sapient stage and want you to join them back there. -
Life IS fair
In relationships you are paid in kind.
You invest emotionally – you get love or hate.
You invest time and effort – you get attention.
You invest formally – you get a proper spouse.
You invest financially – you get an expensive divorce. -
Compensatory Sense
You know about compensatory senses?
How blind people develop more acute hearing and so on?
Well, I can barely see, and my hearing is none too good.
So, I had to develop a compensatory sense of humour.
